The Westie Files is satire about a very small dog who is certain he is the greatest artist alive, and who apologises about it four hours later.
The Westie Files
I am a genius. I am sorry. I am a genius again.
Right now
Your clock, not his. He runs the same twenty-four hours every day and has never once got to the end of them.
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Chain check
It is a very heavy chain and he loses it approximately as often as he finds it.
The cycle